It's time.

It's time I had these well-documented. Thanks to friends/various other sources. Without further introduction, here are some Animal Puns, better read out loud...

• you otter know
• for goodness snakes
• gopher the gold
• mice to see ya
• whale done
• owl, you hurt me
• toadally awesome
• I lost narwhal-let
• I'm mantis-ipating your arrival
• stop gibbon me crap
• I didn't do that on porpoise
• Giraffe a nice day
• Lance Armstrong is going to race in the Tortoise-France again
• gorilla me a cheese sandwich (I stole this one from a knock knock joke book I had as a child)
• Lion up and dance
• get trout of my garden!
• The weather is quite pheasant
• I'm wearing macaque-ies today!
• that film got a raven review.
• can you sparrow me some change
• I did it for the halibut
• I wish I cod see her tonight.
• Ostrich out my legs before running
• Crow away/I don't want to crow up
• Jackal all trades
• We mustang out again soon
• A Koala-ty school.
• a walrus-spected man
• Alpaca you a sandwich
• Ouch, I pulled my hamstering
• must ox for your permission
• Iguana go sealion king this weekend.
• the psychic practiced pelican-esis
• I have for-gibbon ye.

eh.